During the beating the officers barked in automated unison: "Comply, comply, comply. Do not resist. Do not resist."
The movie Brazil? The novel Nineteen Eighty-Four? No folks it's sunny Guantanamo Bay, compliments of George and Tony.
They couldn't get a handle on me and that frustrated them. In the end one said: 'Who are you?' And I said: 'I've been here for over one a half years and you're asking who I am?'
And how's this for spineless (i.e. duplicitous) UK politicians?
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw last night said the US was right to keep the men locked up and the release of the five did not necessarily prove their innocence.
He added: "The Americans as far as they were concerned had good reason for detaining them."
Asked whether they were innocent, he replied: "I can't answer that question, nobody can."