I thought today as I was staring at the sliver of moon with its attendant dark side quite clearly visible, uh that Pink Floyd's song "Dark Side of the Moon" is perhaps a little astronomically challenged. I mean there is a dark side, but it keeps moving, hence phases. Sometimes the far side is the dark side (full moon); sometimes the near side is the dark side (new moon). Surely they didn't mean to meet in this constantly shifting shadowland? Surely they meant the far side of the moon — a foreign, alien place for us earthlings.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
You'd have to be moving constantly at 15km/h to stay on the dark side, and that strikes me as inconvenient, especially with that rugged terrain. I'm sure many other people have worked this out before me, but today was my turn.
I've always hated Pink Floyd, but that's probably just me.